Funny Saying

Funny Saying

☻Lights on, door open, nobody at home

☻As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

☻He's as bent as a butchers hook

☻He's as happy as a Pig in $hit

☻About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

☻About as subtle as a flying brick

☻She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum



☻She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs

☻As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm

☻She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

☻About as interesting as watching paint dry

☻Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard

☻I've seen better hands on a clock

☻As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

☻He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

☻She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits

☻As nervous as a turkey at Christmas

☻She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo

☻She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

☻She's as fit as a butchers dog

☻She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag

☻As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse

☻His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender

☻Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

☻As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

☻As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner

☻This guy is all foam, no beer.

☻As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

☻About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

☻A legend in his own mind...

☻He's an expert on padded cells.

☻He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

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