Clinton Jokes

Clinton Jokes

☻Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton 

☻Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.

☻"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!" 

☻Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend 

☻Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride 

☻Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me 


☻News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face

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