Adult SMS / Text Messages

Adult SMS / Text Messages

 

• Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  I’m in a good mood:)
  Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  Reply me soon,
  yours Loving Mosquito.
  

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• It’s the thing that satisfies
  ur mind, body & soul!
  Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  in the car or anywhere!
  It’s called Prayer!
  God bless ur naughty mind.
  

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• Love is a gamble,
  Sex is a game,
  Boyz do the thing
  Girls get the blame,
  1 night in pleasure
  9 months of pain
  1 day in hospital and
  a junior needs a name

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• What’s an average 6 inch long
  Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
  ?
  ?
  ?
  ?
  A:1000- rupee currency note.!
  Always think positive

 

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• Let me kiss ur lips,
  let me feel ur teeth,
  let me feel ur tongue.
  SMILE!
  This is ur friend
  “PEPSODENT”
  reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  Twice a day Everyday

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• 6 Inch ka hai.
  .
  Size normal he
  .
  .
  Mazboot he
  .
  .
  Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
  .
  .
  2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
  .
  .
  Lena he to bolo?
  Full Time Masti
  Non stop Fun
  Mera…
  LG KG 195

 

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Chak De India!