Latest Jokes of The year

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.


Chicken started singing & dancing :


" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "


When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha


aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
      buhat agay jaow gay......... ......
      kiuke
      app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say
      ye kahain gain
      "chal bay chal agay chall"


aap kitnay achay hain
      aap kitnay piyaray hain
      app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
      aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
      aur ek ham hain
      jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain


 Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
      Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
      Ab tum hi batao,
      kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?


Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
       liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
       socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
       magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...


Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
       Door rehkar bhi hamesha
       chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
       Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe


Life without u is impossible,
      u r in my breath and blood.
      i cant stay for a second without u,
      if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
      talking about OXYGEN.....


Neem k 4 patte lo


2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur


2 ki chatni banao


Phir


chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo


Inshahallah


Kanjosi


K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.



congratulations:
amir khan ki film


"TARAY ZAMEEN PER"


KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM K 2ND PART K LIYE AAP


KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AAP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLE


HAI.


FILM KA NAAM HAI


BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER. 



App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se boht
Payary
Lagtay hain ?
Maloom hai kahan say ?
Door se!=)


If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"


Parh likh kar kya karna hai,


Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,


Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,


to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai



Human brain is an outstaNDING OBJECT.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days


right frm our birth.......








and stops










when we enter the examination hall.



Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi


jee nahi lagta hai kahin


Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"


"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai"



What is FEAR ? ?












FEAR is.... that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!!!



Hawaon ne rukh hai badla,


Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,


Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,


Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai.......




SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..


U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS



Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada Khubsoorat ho Tum  Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada  Agar Aisa sochte Ho to BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Bhi Zyada


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U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤T
U R SO ¤¤¤ET
U R SO ¤¤EET
"U R SO DHEET"


Har Bar apki tareef nae ho skti.



Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?


Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.



History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?


Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.